BlondeNekoTwo-Tail

New fic?

2008-09-11T02:54:06Z

Yes, I have a new fic! And not only is it a new fic, it's in a new fandom! *gasp*

To those who know me personally, this will not be a shock. I have been obssessing over the Teen Titans recently and find it almost impossible to not write anything about them. It's not sexytime yet, but we're getting there. Fun fight scene though!

Shocking

2008-08-12T18:32:05Z

So the next chapter is finally up of SNJ. I got on such a roll though, so it's a little longer than I had originally planned. (It's roughly 15 pages in word lol). It's a pairing that I'm quite surprised I wrote about, but once I started, I honestly couldn't stop. Go check that shit out at adultfanficiton.net! CHA!

Could it be?

2008-07-27T06:19:13Z

Yes it could! THE 7TH CHAPTER OF STRIPTEASE NO JUTSU IS UP! After much writer's block and lack of motivation, I've finally gotten myself back into the writing mood, and caught my second wind after a 30 hour work week to write the next chapter. Hope it was worth the wait!

NEW CHAPTER IS UP!

2008-04-17T23:53:41Z

I finally sat my ass down and did the newest chapter of Striptease! And Bea, I think you're going to appreciate it more than everyone else. You might be a little pissed about the ending, but I'll have Kiba make up for it later, I promise.

As for the rest of you, just enjoy it! Chapter 6: Operation Divide and Conquer!

Here's a first

2008-04-13T16:07:07Z

Look, it's my fic account, you know what that means.....THRE'S AN UPDATE!!!! SURPRISE!!!!

It wasn't anthing new. I fixed what I forgot in Suni's rewrite, but I also fixed up the Moonbeam/Daisuke intro chapter, along with Suni's judging. It was mostly some grammatical erros, so it's nothing new for you guys, but guess what this means.

EVERYTHING HERE ON IN IS BRAND NEW!!!!!!! I'm reallly into writing the story at this point, and the next chapter is going to be focused on Suni/Kiba and Daisuke/Hinata. So I'll let you know when it's up!

Anyways, here's the link that goes straight to the first chapter of the fic.

Finally!

2008-04-12T18:26:23Z

I'VE FINALLY REWRITTEN SUNI'S PERFORMANCE!!!!!

However, due to LJ cracking down on people for X rated posts, from now on, I'm posting in adultfanfiction.net.

Here is the link to my author panel. Of course, click on Striptease no jutsu and you'll be in the story at the first chapter. I'm sure you can find your way from there.

I really hope it was worth the wait. And because of some of the changes to the show, the judges decisions will also be worked on. There won't be significant changes to the numbers, just to the explanations. Daisuke and Suni's meeting might be spruced up a bit, however, the main plot will remain the same. Happy reading!

And the judges say...............

2008-01-25T01:53:33Z

Yep, it's happened. I actually sat my stupid ass down and wrote the next chapter, Suni's judging!!!!!!!!! I'm going to be posting on AFF soon so I'll leave links on the journal for the chapters with the beginning parts that won't get me kicked off LJ, being how they're cracking down on people like me lol. So here it is, the judges speak Suni's language.

(Btw, " " is speaking, ' ' is thinking. Gotta change my ways of writing thoughts and speaking for AFF since italicizing is a bitch on AFF lol)

Chapter 5: The Judges Speak Suni

Kiba stared up at the ceiling where Suni was last visible. Beads of sweat dripped from his brow. He couldn’t stop his breath from catching in his throat. Practically panting, Kiba forced himself to advert his eyes to the ground. As he stared into the grain of the hardwood floor, his thoughts raced.

“I can’t believe…..a girl…..like that….”. His lips curled back, a feral fanged grin stretched across his rough, handsome face. “…exists!”. The slit pupils in his eyes darted all around the backstage area. He hoped to catch a glimpse of his little minx. Every sound made his ears twitch. He sniffed the air, trying to find the intoxicating smell of his Suni. Well, not his Suni, yet. But he would make sure that she would be as soon as possible.

When the crowd had finally calmed down, Tsunade appeared on the stage in a puff of smoke. She was smirking, knowing that the audience was quite satisfied with Suni’s permission.

“Now, will the judges please announce their scores on Suni”.

The first judge to speak was Jiraiya, who was adamant about getting his vote in as quickly as possible. He shot to his feet and made a power pose. “It was amazing! Her beauty, her body, her creativity! She shall be the new lead in my next book!” His aura mellowed suddenly and he crossed his arms. “I regret however that I cannot give her a perfect score”. The audience burst into boos and hisses. No one had expected that the biggest pervert in Konoha would say those words about Suni! “I’m sorry but this is a striptease contest, AND SHE TOOK NOTHING OFF!” Agreement echoed throughout the crowd in a series of yea’s and damn’s. “It is with a heavy heart, I give the sensual Suni a 7”.

“I must disagree, Jiraiya-san!” Rock Lee busted out of his seat and assumed his usual nice guy pose. “She was overflowing with youth! Her training must have been extremely challenging! I give her a 10!” The audience cheered in agreement.

“I must agree with my comrade that her ’training’ must have been tough,” Neji began to talk out his thinking process, “her flexibility and beauty cannot be argued. However she was not as sharing with her body as she could have been, as Jiraiya-sannin mentioned. I also must say that her interaction with the judges and audience was a little limited for my taste. But I’m in a giving mood, so she gets an 7 from me”. The audience was split in reactions. Some thought it was fair and others truly believed that she was cheated.

Tsunade nodded. “Very good arguments. Very well thought out, though a little rougher than I was expecting”. She addressed the audience, “Don’t you think our judges are wonderful choices?” The spectators were obviously pleased by the cheers ravaging the stage. “Ok, next, Shikamaru?”

Shikamaru barely moved. In the same arms crossed, eyes down position as his fellow ambushed comrade Neji, he passed his judgement. “8”. Tsunade glared down at him.

“Shikamaru!” Startled, the young ninja was wide-eyed and much more awake from the irritated Hokage. “You are the most intelligent of all the Konoha ninja and you say nothing more than a number?! SPEAK!”

“Fine! Sheesh, you’re worse than my mother”. Another angry glare made him straighten up and speak. “She was definitely no hag. Suni was skilled on the pole, and has a sense of creativity and imagination. I can respect a girl with a brain. So that’s why she gets an 8”.

“Much better, Shikamaru. Now, Ryu-san, it’s your turn”.

Ryu bowed his head, his braid caressing his face. He had a leg pushing against the stage, his chair pushed back. A few girls in the background squealed. “Well, I’ve got to agree with Jiraiya, I wish she would’ve taken off some freaking clothes, am I right fellas?!” All the men in the room hooted in agreement. Hayate, Genma and Kotetsu in particular. Ryu raised a hand, the audience wrapped around his pinky, quieted. “However, she put on one helluva show. Can’t pretend that didn’t get me hot and bothered. She did her job. Give that sexy Suni a 9”.

“I see,” Tsunade said, arms crossed. “Well, as for me, I’m giving her a 9 as well. Her theme stuck out and she went all the way with it. Her skill, strength and flexibility were displayed exceptionally well. I for one was impressed”. The crowd cheered and raised their glasses to Tsunade’s decision to give the visiting shinobi a high score.

“Alright with that said…” Tsunade began.

“Hold on, Tsunade-hime,” the deeper, slower voice interrupted, “don’t I get my vote? I am a judge, ya know”. All eyes turned towards where the empty judges chair was now filled with a, unique, ninja never seen before. He was average in height, a bit older than the other judges, aside from the Sannin, and a bit frail looking. His dark brown hair cascaded over his long, thin face. His eyes were a bright, empty blue, giving him an intoxicated look. A fishnet shirt laid hidden under his jounin vest, which was oddly tailored. It was half the length of a normal vest, and had a tie-dye camouflage pattern on it. His sweatpants matched the rest of his odd garb. A mellow aura surrounded him, which was dousing the lusty flames emmenating from Ryu’s area.

Ryuushi chuckled, sounding slightly irritated, “And who the hell are you?” Ryu’s tone changed quickly when he felt the Godaime of Konoha hovering over him. She wasn’t thrilled with Ryu’s lack of respect for his fellow judge.

“He happens to be the last judge, Moonbeam Honeysuckle Chen”.

Moonbeam raised a hand, “Please, call me Moon-san”. His speech was slow and deliberate. It seemed that he was practically chewing his words when he spoke. “And no worries about what he said before, Tsunade-him. It’s all good. I’m all about peace, man,” he said turning to Ryu, who looked at him, still confused as to how such a lame ninja got invited to be a judge at a striptease competition.

‘Has this guy even seen a naked chick before?’ Ryu thought to himself. ‘The only way he could would probably be peeking in the girls bath, and even then, he’d get caught with that abomination of shinobi attire on. Who the fuck tie-dyes camo?!” Ryu tilted his head and smiled at the newcomer. Of course, his cutesy action was followed by a squeal from the Ryuushi fan girls society.

“Wait a minute,” Jiraiya spoke up, a contemplating hand stroking his chin, “how can you possibly vote for Suni? Were you even here to see it?”

“Is anybody really here, man? I mean, think about it…..”. After a few odd seconds of befuddled silence, Moonbeam continued. “Yea, I was here. I was in the back smoking’ a joi-cigarette. Yea, a cigarette”. Jiraiya raised an eyebrow towards the strange nin.

“So, Moon-san, care to give your decision on Suni’s performance?” Tsunade got the show back on the road.

“Certainly beautiful, anything for you,” Moonbeam said sweetly. Tsunade blushed, and Jiraiya fumed slightly while the rest of the judges chuckled to themselves. “Suni was like smoke and lava from an active volcano flowing up and down the pole. She was smooth and eerily silent and deadly. It was awesome. 10!” The crowd, though thrown off by the visual language of Moonbeam, still cheered when the big 1-0 was finally thrown out onto the board.

Meanwhile, backstage Suni was secretly celebrating her score behind the scenes, down one of the side hallways away from everyone else. She wasn’t really willing to start chatting it up like a school girl about her scores with women she didn’t even know.

‘I wonder where that sexy mutt went off to,’ Suni thought to herself. ‘I wish I could’ve seen the look on his face during that performance’. Her blue and gray eyes swept over the room. She could see the people who surrounded her beforehand. Ino was bitching about how the new judge’s points shouldn’t count because he wasn’t physically in the chair when the show was going on. However Sakura, TenTen and Naruto were supportive and happy for the high bar set by Suni. Naruto was especially excited to go on stage after Suni to show that his act would blow hers out of the water. Suni smirked. ‘Well he’s got energy to spare. At least he’s a good sport’.

The smirk disappeared when she felt as if she was being watched. She turned around quickly towards the darkness at the end of the hall. Suni dropped down into a low fighting position, one arm stretched forward and down, hand parallel to the floor, other hand next to her head, palm facing out.

“I know you’re there! Come on out!” she ordered into the shadows. A figure slowly emerged. It was a young man, with tan skin and black hair with red highlights that covered his face. The only part of his face that showed was his lips, which were pulled up into a smirk. He was a bit on the short side, but some muscle pushed against his form-fitting long-sleeved black shirt. Jean shorts covered muscular thighs. He walked slowly out of the dark, approaching Suni without making any form of eye contact. Once he was close to her, he began to finally speak.

“So, are you looking for that dog ninja?” he teased. Suni’s eyebrow cocked up above her right eye. Her face hardened.

“Why would I want to do that?” she questioned, her voice interlaced with an all-business attitude.

“Well, I saw the whole episode from before, and I figured that that was the appetizers before a main course,” he looked up, two light brown eyes pierced into Suni, “and you look awfully hungry”. Suddenly two arms wrapped around Suni, a hand clasped over her mouth, keeping her shocked gasps from being heard. The young man in front of her disappeared.

Suni’s eyes widened in fear. ‘A kakge bunshin!’ she thought frantically. Suni could feel the mystery man’s face resting against the side of her head. She clawed her hands into his forearms, but he fought her hands back down.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” two blades sprouted from his forearms made of purple tinted chakra, “I wouldn’t want you to cut yourself”. Suni stopped resisting and rested her body against his to show her admittance to defeat. “That’s better. Now listen, I want to make a deal with you. It seems that you want that canine, Kiba, and I can get you him”. The mystery man had gained Suni’s undivided attention, even more so than the blades of chakra pulsating inches away from her face. “However, there’s something he possess that you must help me get. Do we have a deal?” He loosened his grip on her mouth so she could answer.

“Why should I trust you? How can you get him for me? What do you want? Mmmph!” His fingers wrapped against her lips again. Her attacker sighed.

“What is it with you woman asking so many damn questions?! Will you relax if I answer you?” Suni shook her head slightly. “Ok, firstly, what’s the likelihood that Konohakagure would invite me to an event such as this to perform if I was evil?”

‘He’s a performer tonight?!’ Suni thought bewildered.

“Second, we have to work together if you want him, especially if you want to see his reactions to your moves and if you want a front row seat to his”.

‘I already performed, how…?’

“And lastly, it’s not so much what I want from him, it’s more of who,” he said softly. He relaxed suddenly and Suni was able to break away from him. She spun towards him, but did not attack, nor try to run away. She stood there, confused, yet intrigued.

“What do you mean who?”

“Well, he’s supposed to perform tonight with a partner, and I want her to myself, but I can’t have her if that dog boy is around her. If you can convince your new pet to make you his new partner, and if I work my magic on her, then everyone’s happy”. His demeanor seemed to change when he was speaking to Suni from the front rather than the back. He seemed more normal, not as malicious, almost, nice.

“Alright, you have my help, but I’d like to know your name, and the name of the woman you’re interested in”. Before the enigmatic man could answer, Tsunade’s voice rumbled through the backstage area.

“Suni’s going to be a tough act to follow with a total score of 60!” The crowd exploded into shouts, cat calls and cheers. “And now, without further adeu, the next act!”

Suni had looked away from the man for a second, she looked back and he was gone. She started to look for him again when his voice echoed out of the darkness. “The name’s Daisuke, and the one I want……..is Hyuuga Hinata”.

Sean, I'm sorry, Moonbeam Honeysuckle Chen, you're such a hippy lmao.

Oh my God..........could it be? Is it?..........

2007-08-21T03:04:14Z

Yes it is! Ladies and gentleman, your lovely and *hopefully* talented fanfiction writer, present to you:

CHAPTER 4 OF STRIPTEASE NO JUTSU: XXXOMBIE!!!

Yes, that's right, I finally fucking finished the damn chapter. I just hope and pray it was worth the wait. Note, for the music that I post that I'm listening to, it's the music that the routine is to.

Chapter 4: XXXombie

The room got dark and purple lights hit the stage. The music began simply, just the sound of a high hat being lightly tapped. Everyone waiting anxiously at the curtain, waiting for it to shake with the sign of life, but nothing happened.

Where was Suni? Everyone searched for her, until finally a voice rang out amongst the confused crowd.

“Look up!” All eyes turned upwards towards the never-ending ceiling. They cheered and howled at the sight of a cage being lowered to the stage, complete with a chained woman, Suni.

The chain-linked cage landed with the only sound being the slight jingle from Suni’s chains. She stood tilted to the side, her eyes staring blankly. She seemed almost unaware of where she was.

Real-looking gashes covered her body, one even matching that of Kakashi’s over her left eye. She wore a torn up fish tail-style dress. One of the straps hung just off her shoulder, the other strap was missing, it looked as if someone had ripped off. The stomach and back of her thin dress had slashes all over. Her bare feet pressed into the links at the bottom of the cage. Suni looked as if she had been shredded to pieces by something or someone truly evil.

As Gaara nodded in approval and fascination of the real looking wounds, the music kicked up a notch, the sound of a hard beat with metal guitar made the room shake. Suni seemed to be roused from her trance by the change in tempo and started to swing seductively side to side. Her once empty eyes were now filled with a hungry stare that never faltered as her hips dipped down as low as her shackles permitted.

Suni arched her back, pushing her stomach and chest out towards the crowd, giving anyone to her sides, especially Tsunade and Shikamaru who were seated immediately to her left and right respectfully, an idea of how flexible she was. The curvature her body achieved in the stretch was impressive and a sure way to get the attention of hot and bothered male shinobi.

Kiba, who was particularly hot and bothered at the moment, looked on with the rest of the contestants from behind the curtain in awe of the mystery woman’s perfectly shaped body. His mouth began to water as Suni bent her body forward as far as she could, flipping her light brown hair around in circles to the beat, and giving Kiba a perfect view of her tight ass.

When Suni stopped moving, her shoulder length hair was mussed in a just-got-out-of-bed look, which was a major turn on for a lot of the spectators. Her eyes had changed into a look of desperation and vulnerability. Lee’s nice guy senses kicked in and sensed that she was stuck.

“That poor girl! She’s stuck! Don’t worry, Suni-chan! I’ll save you!” Before Konoha’s Green Beast could climb up onto the table attached to the stage, Neji stopped him, shaking his head. Suni laughed to herself.

“Does he honestly not think I’m a shinobi?” An evil grin appeared on the young woman’s face. She grabbed hold of the chains keeping her in place in the cage, and one by one, ripped them from the cage, freeing herself from her restraints. Once free to roam the cage, she pressed herself to the front of the cage, the fabric of her dress and her creamy flesh pushed out from between the links. She reached her hand out towards Lee, as if she were begging him to help her.

“Now she must be summoning for my help, Neji! Please let me go save her! A beautiful bird such as her should not be caged!”. Without waiting for a response, Lee began to ascend the stage, but stopped with one leg up on the table when her begging hand waved a teasing finger at him. Suni backed up till she was against the cage, reached above her head and threaded her fingers between the chain links. She slowly lifted her right leg from the ground, pushing her knee to her ribs.

Many of the spectators were shocked at what happened next. Tsunade herself wasn’t sure if it was the sudden strobe lights along with the sake she had consumed that made the scene possible, but all she knew was that somehow, the front of the cage was across the room, against the wall by the door.

Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma could not contain themselves. This seemingly harmless woman had kicked the front of the cage clean across the room! They whistled and cheered in excitement. Suni took the chance to escape her prison and begin stalking her meals.

Neji was still fuming about his embarrassing encounter with his team mates earlier. He hadn’t really noticed what was happening on stage. All he knew that he had felt a strong breeze blow by him a moment ago. Suddenly, he picked up his head when he felt a pair of eyes staring down at him. When he looked up, his field of vision was filled with a ghoulishly dressed up woman lying on her stomach in front of him.

“Hey, I don’t want you to miss anything. Try to keep your eyes on me,” Suni said seductively as she brushed a stray hair from Neji’s face. She winked at the pale ninja, then crawled towards the pole at the end of the catwalk, dragging her chains beside her.

Once she made it to her destination, her hands climbed up the pole to the beat. As soon as she straightened herself, she started to grind against the steel. Her right leg began to rise again, her skin brushing against the cold metal. Jiraiya now had a perfect view at what Suni hid underneath her tattered clothing and could barely keep himself from shredding the dress himself to see the complete picture.

Her raised leg hooked the pole, and she swung her body around, each complete rotation marking a beat in the music. While she spun, she began to climb the pole. Higher and higher she went, the links of the shackles clinking against the metal, until she was satisfied with her distance from the ground. Without stopping her rotation, she arched her body again until her legs were above the rest of her body, the skirt of the dress falling towards her head. To the delight of the crowd, she allowed the dress to slip from her body, and go flying towards Kotetsu, Genma and Izumo, who lunged for the article of clothing and began to fight over it.

What was left was a very scantily clad Suni. The only thing that covered her now was a black bra with purple lace and a matching g-string. She lifted her body and stopped spinning so everyone could get a good look at her. She loved the power she felt when she was being stared at hungrily by so many male shinobi. She relished the feeling of mastery.

“If I keep getting looks like this, I won’t want to go back home,” she thought to herself as she started to slide down the pole. “Not to mention how much hotter the ninjas here are than in my village,” she turned her head back towards the curtain and smiled, “especially that fanged one”.

Kiba stared at her in awe from backstage. Her body was slightly more muscular than he had guessed. She had toned abs that were glistening with beads of sweat and blood. Her show of flexibility was making him hard as a rock. He wanted nothing more than to run out from behind the curtain and pounce, but he knew he’d have to wait until the show was over. Until then, all he could do was take notes as to how far she could bend.

The chains rattled as Suni landed silently on the stage. She laid her body flat on the ground and began to squirm, much to Jiraiya’s enjoyment, who had front row seats to her orgasmic movements. Suni knew what tough shinobi liked. The liked the look of a woman squirming underneath them as they had their way with them. So she let all the men there see what she would look like if she was underneath them.

Ryu couldn’t control himself. He reached out towards Suni attempting to touch her scorching hot skin, but was intercepted by the chains dangling from Suni’s wrists. She suddenly sat up, as if she had risen from the dead, tightened the hold the chains had on Ryu’s arm, and leaned towards him.

“Sorry, buddy, you’re not the one that gets to touch this body tonight”. Ryu’s eyes looked into Suni’s, tears welling up. “There are plenty of hot girls backstage that you’ll be able to dig your claws into later, I promise,” she vowed with a wink. Ryu’s face brightened and Suni’s chains loosened.

Suni continued her onstage performance in character and looked down at her chains highly irritated. “Now to get rid of these”. She looked up at the pole and smirked. She swung her legs behind her and laid back down on her stomach. She pushed her body up and back until she looked like a stretching cat. With another push, her legs changed into a completely bent position. Lee’s face turned bright red with blush and blood dripping from his nose from the crotch shot Suni was allowing him to see. The bottom half of her body rose up so she was completely bent in two.

“God damn you, woman for teasing me so much!” Kiba yelled. The other contestants leaned away from the aggravated dog nin.

“Dude, she’s teasing everyone. Get over it,” Naruto reasoned, also sporting a tent made of his robe. Kiba growled.

“No, she teased me back here, then disappeared. Then she pretty much does every move in the book that makes me harder than the chuunin exam! She showed brute strength, flexibility and a lot of skin. I can’t take it anymore!” Kiba lunged towards the curtain, but was wrestled to the ground by Naruto and Sakura. “Get off me!” Kiba screamed.

“No!” Naruto yelled.

“You can’t go out there, Kiba! You’ll ruin her act!” Sakura ordered. The three of them stopped squabbling once they heard the crowd explode into the loudest cheering they had heard so far.

Suni had made her way up the pole again and had wrapped the chains around the cold steel and was using them to spin herself. Her feet were pushing her away from the pole, but the chains kept her from falling. Her body was completely stretched out. Her hair flew away from her, the strobe lights lit up her gorgeous face and just as quickly hid her glorious features again. She threw her head back and continued to spin and excite the crowd. It was time for her to make her escape.

The links continued to tie tighter and tighter around the pole. At just the right time, Suni used the shortened length of the chains to her advantage, and with one violent tug, broke the chains from the shackles, leaving her with some very stylish metal wristbands that completed her look.

For a second, it looked like she was going to fall to her doom, but Suni hooked one leg around the pole, and re-assumed the brilliantly flexible position from before. She then lifted herself, unhooked her leg and dropped towards the stage while slowly spinning. Before she reached the stage, she grabbed ahold of the pole and stretched her legs out straight in opposite directions. She hovered there for a second, using pure arm strength to hold herself up, then dropped to the stage, landing in a split. All the while maintaining a hungry smirk.

Many in the room were going insane. Neji and Gaara, though their arms were crossed, were very impressed with the talent and strength the young performer had shown. Tsunade raised a glass of sake and smiled gleefully. Kiba had clawed several ribbons of pine from the floor trying to force his way on stage, but Sakura’s brute strength held him in place.

Suni made her way back to her cage. She climbed back inside and leaned against the back links, the empty stare returning to her eyes. And as the cage lifted to go into the darkness above, the crowd exploded into a frenzy. They knew that the competition was going to be much more than they had anticipated.

Chappie 3!!!!!

2006-12-17T00:49:09Z

Sorry this took so long guys. Internet was down on laptop and still is. Takes a little more effort for me to save onto my flash drive then go upstairs. Yay for being lazy! lol. (Now bb can leave me alone about this part of her chapter lol I <3 u bb!)

Chapter 3: The Dog Meets His Match

The crowd inside the ornate clubroom bursted. Cheers and applause exploded from the shinobi who were anxiously awaiting the first performer. Who would it be? A woman? A man? Would they be from Konoha or another village? More importantly, how would they find out?

As Tsunade gracefully lowered herself into her seat next to Kazekage Gaara, the red stage curtains started to rustle. Everyone in the room slid forward slightly, expecting the curtains to open and reveal the first performer. But it was not a person who made the curtains move. It was chakra.

An eerie purple glow began to resonate from the fabric, and started to form words. While the guests read the script, the performers behind the curtains stood impatiently, anxious to see which of them would be going first.

"Damnit! Why do we have to read it backwards?!" a fussy Ino screeched, barely keeping her yellow robe on in her frustration.

"Because then the crowd would have to, and that would but stupid," Sakura answered smugly. Her folded arms cushioned by her pink robe. She rolled her green eyes to her blond friend’s selfishness and lack of common sense. She was annoyed with Ino as it were. Earlier that day, when the performers were checking in, she was royally screwed over by her so-called friend.

"Sorry Sakura," Tsunade’s apology rang in her ear. "That act is already being used".

"WWHHAAAAAT?!" Sakura exclaimed, jaw dropping in disbelief. "Who?!"

"Ino’s already signed for that act. Every detail matches too. What a shame. It’s a drool of performance choice too".

Sakura’s usually rosy face became engulfed in anger-fueled red. Inner Sakura shouted and screamed some choice words, some words she had to bite her tongue to keep from screaming out loud. She should’ve known she’d steal her act. She’s the only one Sakura told, and Ino’s idea of an act was too lame for the every-gaudy Ino to perform. She wondered why Ino’s eyes shone so much when she had described the act to her.

"That was my act first! Tsunade-sensei, you have to do something! She stole it from me!"

"I’m sorry Sakura, but Ino was here first. You’ll just have to think of a new act altogether". Sakura slumped over in defeat. What the Godaime said was final. As Sakura turned to go brainstorm in the dressing room, a haughty Ino caught her eye. As the grinning woman waved and gave a raspberry, Sakura growled and clenched her fists.

She hadn’t noticed, but Sakura was shaking in anger again, her fists balled up tightly. Just before she punched a hole through the nearest object, or person, Ino squealed in aggravation.

"Damnit! I wanted to be the first one to go!" She stomped on the floor, nearly breaking the heel of her shoe and marched away in a huff, legs and arms rigid. Sakura’s attention returned to the curtain in front of her. Though the writing was backwards, she could at least make out first name.

"Suni? Who the hell is that?" a deep growl caught Sakura off guard.

"Oh, Kiba-kun," Sakura said, slight surprise trickling into Kiba’s name. The canine ninja stood next to the slug apprentice, his body leaning to one side, a hand resting on his hip. His bright red robe rested on his broad, muscular shoulders. One eyebrow above a slit-pupil eye arched in confusion. He read out the rest of the chakra writing.

"Suni Shisno ‘XXXombie’. Heh. What a screwy name. And what kind of act is X-". Kiba cut himself off. A new smell in the air made his sensitive nose twitch.

"This aroma," he thought, "it’s so different, so unique, so…..arousing". his eyes darted around, surveying the entire backstage. Where was the smell coming from. He looked at the faces surrounding him, trying to match the fragrance with an owner.

"It can’t be Ino, she smells like a flower shop. Too sweet to be Sakura".
His gaze wandered to a blond man and a brunette woman across the way from him by the other side of the curtain. "Definitely not Naruto. He reeks of sweat and ramen. I doubt it’s TenTen. She smells a little bit like metal. So who-".

"Excuse me," a voice purred from behind Kiba, making him jump slightly. He spun around only to be greeted with a horrifying sight. The pardon came from a woman, but not just any woman, but…..an undead one!

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Kiba shouted as he stumbled backwards. He looked up at her, eyes quivering in fear. "She-she’s dead! Why didn’t I smell the rotting flesh?!" How he wished Akamaru was there. He would’ve noticed her and he never would have gotten snuck up on.

The mysterious zombie woman was a little shorter than Sakura, who stood next to her, frozen in fear and bewilderment. There were cuts all over her, and her skin was green. Her light brown hair hung loosely on her shoulders. She looked down at the shaking dog user with a look powered by intensity.

Kiba rolled into a tight ball and shut his eyes. "PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!!" Kiba waited to hear the woman moan "Braaaains", but instead his ears pricked at the sound of her giggling. He opened his eyes again to see her slightly bent over, a smile on her face and laughter escaping her lips. Confusion and surprise overtook Kiba who tried to figure out how a zombie could laugh.

"Not the brightest dog in the kennel, are we, chief?" the undead woman chided. Kiba blinked.

"Oh! You must be Suni, the next act then! That’s why you’re dressed like that!" Sakura said enthused. Suni nodded and smiled. Naruto and TenTen, who had also come out of there frightened statuses, had ventured over to meet the out-of-towner. As introduction ensued, Kiba sat on the cool hardwood floor, still at a slight loss for words, at least any intelligent ones.

"So, you’re not going to eat me?" he asked dumbly. Everyone looked down at him, all with the same "are you kidding" expression painted on their faces. All of them except Suni. Her face expressed amusement and a hint of something, something that Kiba couldn’t explain. She crouched down in front of him, a few mere inches away from his face.

Kiba’s nose twitched again. "The smell, it’s coming from her!" he thought. The aroma bombarded his senses. It was so sweet, he thought it gave the air itself a taste. He looked at her face. He was entranced by her enticing features. Seductive eyes seemed to tease his own. One blue eye and one green eye glinted flirtatiously at the dog nin, making his breath catch. Her soft-looking lips form a smirk, her right cheek lifting to compensate for the facial movement.

"Well, I could eat you, but we’d have to wait until we’re alone," she seduced. She leaned forward and her small pink tongue flitted out as she licked Kiba’s lips playfully. Once the initial shock wore off, Kiba’s face morphed into that of a beast in heat. His lips curled back into a vicious smile, his fangs bared. His eyes honed in on the woman’s in front of him. A low, masculine growl vibrated in his throat like a wolf’s growl during mating season.

Just as he was about to pounce on her, Suni disappeared in a puff of smoke. Everyone waved the smoke away from their eyes and looked all around for Suni, especially Kiba. When the smoke finally dissipated enough, the lights went out, and the music to play. Everyone’s attentions turned to the stage.

The crowd exploded into a frenzy. The show was finally going to start.

Striptease no jutsu!!!!

2006-11-03T17:41:41Z

Title: Striptease no jutsu
Author: LazyNinjaLuvr aka Neko_Two_Tail
Rating; NC-17.......don't expect anything less from me
Description: Welcome to Konoha's First Fire Country Striptease competition! Much OC-ness, het, with a dash of yaoi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, settings, etc. Many of the OCs belong to my friends, but Hoshiko belongs to me.

It was a warm summer night in the shinobi village of Konoha. A gentle breeze rustled the leaves and caressed the rooftops. Most of the forest wildlife outside the great gates of the village was long asleep, aside from an owl hooting from it’s perch atop a tall pine, and a few bats chattering as they hunted their nocturnal prey. Inside the village was deathly quiet. The shops were all dark, as were the windows of the village houses.

Most of the village residents were sound asleep, except for the two shinobi who stood on a dirt road in the shopping district. In front of them stood a new building recently built by the order of the Hokage herself. On the outside, it was very simple. The plain whitewashed walls only gained color when the rays from the rare, elusive blue moon stretched out from behind a puffy cloud which lumbered it’s way across the sky.

The building had no windows. It’s only noticeable way in or out was a common oak door. From the outside, one couldn’t even take a guess as to what was inside. Not even the most analystically-skilled ninja could develop a theory as to what lay beyond the boring façade. Not even the two genius nin that stared at it at that moment.

Their eyes scaled the windowless building and its single plain oak door. The taller of the two stood solemnly, almost in a statuesque manor. A bandaged hand rested on his hip. His white traditional kimono hung off his broad shoulders, almost matching his pale skin. The moonlight reflected off his ebony eyes, making them shimmer brilliantly. His thin lips twisted slightly.

“Is this the right place?” his voice echoed off the disturbingly empty wall in front of him and his fellow shinobi. The shorter man next to him stood, shoulders slumped slightly, one hand in a pocket of his black pants. His jounin vest unzipped, revealing a black long-sleeved shirt underneath. His dark eyes made their way lazily to a small scrap of paper in his second hand.

“It’s at the address Tsunade gave us,” he said, his idle hand retreating from it’s cozy home in his pocket to scratch the back of his head. His spiked ponytail shook slightly. “Use your Byakugan, Neji, see what’s inside”.

“Way ahead of you, Shikamaru,” Neji answered, bringing a pale hand to his almost feminine face. The veins around his eyes bulged, his once smooth skin becoming a series of small elongated hills and valleys.

Shikamaru winced. “No matter how many times I see him do that, it still freaks me out”. Neji swallowed his breath in surprise and confusion. “Hm?” Shikamaru asked in a guttural grunt from the throat.

“I-I can’t see inside. The wall is blocking my Byakugan. It’s emitted some kind of strange chakra”. He disengaged his unique bloodline ability and stared blankly into the building front.

“Guess that’s a good thing. Tsunade probably doesn’t want anyone to see inside from out here. That would probably also explain the sound seal”.

“Sound seal?” Neji asked, slightly confused.

“You didn’t see it? It’s in the right corner of the door”. Sure enough, after a second look at the door, Neji spotted it. A small tag was sticking right where his comrade said. Its symbols spelt “Sound”. “That’s why it’s so damn quiet out here. This has got to be the place if it’s being so troublesome”. He took a step toward the door, Neji following closely behind.

“This better be worth my time,” Neji grunted under his breath. Earlier that day he learned about the adulterous event taking place that night, and was less than amused. He turned his back on his fellow shinobi to continue his trek to the training grounds when they brought him to a halt with their sleazy toned schemes.

“You know, Neji,” the rough voice of Kiba rang through his consciousness once again, “if you sign up to judge, you’ll be deciding their fate”. Neji’s body tensed again as if it were happening then and there.

“Yea, you’ll be deciding their destiny,” Naruto slyly added, his face transforming into a devilish expression. Neji could feel their touches again as they physically persuaded him to go, both of their lips curling into feral fanged smiles. Neji awakened from the humiliating memory with a shiver of shame trailing up and down his spine.

“How could I fall for such a dirty tri-“ Neji’s dishonorable mumbling was cut off by the sudden, almost deafening music that escaped from the now open door he and Shikamaru entered through. As their senses adjusted, they were overwhelmed by the unexpected ornate ness they were engulfed in.

The music pounded off the maroon walls surrounding them. The hardwood floor under their feet pulsed to the beat. To their right laid a dance floor where several invitees were getting loose and enjoying themselves. To the left was a cherry oak sake bar. Their ears pricked as a few glasses clinked together while the bartender readied an order. Dead ahead was where most of the action of the night would take place. Many tables surrounded a long catwalk. The lack marble of the elongated stage curved towards the end. Another table and multiple chairs bordered the stage and catwalk. At the ends of the catwalk were silver poles that extended to the dark ceiling above. Red curtains set a few feet back from the stage hid the rest of the building’s contents.

The solemn male shinobi’s eyes wandered the dimly lit room until they found a familiar face. Well, half face to be more accurate.

“Shino, what’re you doing here? This is the last place I’d expect to see you,” Shikamaru yelled so the mysterious nin could hear him over the throbbing music. He still wore his trench coat indoors along with a pair of his clan’s trademark sunglasses. Whit nary a twitch, the young Aburame answered back, his voice barely muffled by the cloth wrapped around the bottom of his face.

“Why? Is it against the rules for me to be here?” Shikamaru choked on his own words. “Anyway, I’m not really here on my own terms. It’s only right that I be here to support my teammates,” he explained dryly. Shikamaru’s eyes searched for the Hyuuga heiress and the canine nin, but there were no hints to their presence. “Don’t bother looking for them out here. They’re backstage”.

“Wait,” Shika began to stroke his chin in thought, “if they’re back there, that means,” his voice caught in his throat and his eyes bulged. Nervously, he turned to the older Hyuuga. Much to his anxiety, Neji’s face was twisted into a half-confused, half-infuriated expression. His right eye twitched as did one corner of his mouth. Veins bulged in his temples, but, much to Shikamaru’s grief, it wasn’t from the Byakugan. The lazy ninja stepped away slowly, careful not to make any sudden movements.

“Oh man, he’s gonna snap. This could get troublesome
“H-Hinata? Performing? Here?!” The anger quickly spread thoughout Neji’s mind and body. His hands balled into tight fists, knuckles cracking from the pressure. His entire body began to quiver in unadulterated rage. His eyebrows furrowed so far that the skin on his forehead wrinkled into deep groves. Just as Neji was about to pick up a chair and destroy the entire building, two green blurs flashed in front of his eyes and he found himself restrained.
“Neji! Calm down,” a familiar deep voice ordered. Neji became more annoyed, and his eyes met with those of his assailants. Sure enough, it was Gai and Rock Lee.
“Neji-san! Don’t do it! You need to relax!” Lee’s ever-so-positive attitude oozed from his voice.
“But…Hinata….she’s going to ruin the family name!” Neji growled between tightly clench teeth. Intense anger enlaced into his strained voice.
“Neji, she’s a grown woman now. She’s not that innocent little cousin anymore. She can handle herself. Let her make her own decisions,” Gai-sensei advised. “Besides, no one is to speak of what takes place tonight outside of this building, especially not to those who were not invited, which includes your clan”. Gai and Lee could not detect any form of relaxation in Neji’s muscles. At that point, Lee knew what had to be done. He began to insist that they engage in the calming exercise.
“No,” Neji replied sternly as humanly possible.
“Yes, Neji-san, you must,” Lee pressed again.
“No,” Neji said again. By then more people had arrived, including Asuma, Jiraiya, Chouji and Iruka. There was no way in hell he was going to do that.
“C’mon Neji,” Lee begged with shimmering eyes. Neji freed his arms from his teammates and crossed them, and turned his head away sharply. “Well, until you do, I’m going to hold my breath!” Lee took in a huge breath and held it. Slowly, his face went through the colors of the spectrum. His skin changed from red, to blue and finally dark purple. Once a third vein bulged from Lee’s head and blood vessels in his eyes started to pop, Neji gave up.
“Fine! I’ll do the fucking exercise,” Neji huffed. While Lee tried to suck in as much oxygen as his lung capacity could hold, Neji started the calming exercise he tried so hard to avoid. In front of everyone there, the renouned Katen master, one of the most decorated jounin in Konoha, a member of the most feared and respected clans in all of Fire Country, Neji Hyuuga, right then and there, started to sing “I’m a Little Teapot”, complete with the dance and hand signals.
Slowly, the bursting veins in his face started to return to normal and the tendons and muscles in his body relaxed. Lee and Gai stepped back and watched as Neji calmed down.
After completing the “calming exercise”, the humiliated Hyuuga dropped into the nearest chair and buried his face into his hands. He felt as if every shred of dignity he had was ripped from his soul, which was now curling into a fetal position.
“See, Neji-san, don’t you feel better?” Lee said with a nice guy pose and a pat on the back. Everyone who had the luck to see the out-of-character Neji in action tried their best to stifle the giggles shaking their chests. The laughing attacks immediately went away when an evil Byakugan engaged eye was shot at them. Shino wasn’t as giggly, but the arched eyebrow above his right eye advertised his confusion and disturbed state. Shikamaru, on the other hand…..
“Holy shit! Are you kidding me?! Ha! Ha!-Hkgh!” Neji grabbed onto the young Nara’s small neck in a death hold.
“Neji,” Lee said sternly. Not wanting to completely die of humiliation from the second stage of the calming exercise, which was “The Itsy Bitsy Spider”, Neji loosened his grip on Shika’s neck and collapsed back down onto the table.
Hope that was worth the wait. The next chapter will start to introduce the OCs, but not all of them. Some of you gotta wait your turn. So be patient! I'll probably have a bunch of updates when I get back from PA. But in the mean time, this will have to do. See you when I get back!!!
,” Shika thought as he eased himself into the seat next to Shino.

Let the writings begin!

2006-10-28T19:29:07Z

Today I finally forced myself to start writing the introduction chapter of Striptease no jutsu. Hopefully I'll finish by the end of the day. It's basically an intro to the rules and what not and sort of leads to everything in the future, including all of us. I'm hand-writing it so I can bring it to school and do it, but I'll type it up by tonight or tomorrow so you can all read it. None of the OCs are in the first chapter, so don't go looking for yourselves. We show up later on. This was just a little mini update to let you guys know what's going on.

Striptease no jutsu changes and edits

2006-10-22T15:25:03Z

For the last week or so, I've been trying to figure out songs and angles for everyone. I'm having a hard time with some of you, and an easy time with others. Here's what I've got so far.

Rachael:
Who you're going after: Gaara
Song: "Sad but True" by Metallica
Why I've decided this: The description of Kitsko is kind of similar to Gaara. The frail-like look, the paleness, and your quiet personalities are pretty close too. Your outfit seems like something Gaara would be attracted to, someone dressed in traditional clothes must have traditional values and I think Gaara would like a girl like that. Your Kitsko is also kind of a mystery, much like Gaara. And the "SBT" lyrics would really speak to Gaara. "I'm your pain when you can't feel" C'mon, that screams Gaara.

bb:
Who you're going after: Kiba
Song: Well, I'm having you dance twice. Once alone and once with Kiba. Alone-"Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie. With Kiba-"Closer" by NIN.
Why I've decided this: I wanted to have you dance with Kiba, but I wanted to use the song by Rob Zombie cuz of your recent obssession with zombies, so I figured I'd make you dance twice and I have a whole shpeal on why you're dancing twice. "Closer" is just a Kiba-like song. "I want to fuck you like an animal".......fuck yes, that's Kiba. I just think that Suni and Kiba's personalities are so close, that it's hard to ignore. Outgoing, party animals. Yea, definately getting pair with Kiba.

Kiki:
Who you're going after: Neji
Song: The Savage Garden song you gave me that I can't remember right now. lol
Why I've decided this: Well, the song you wanted since the beginning and I'm not going to take that from Julia. What I have taken from you are Shino and Kiba. Sorry about that, but I'm currently in love with the TenTenxShino idea and KibaxSuni are just perfect. So I'm going to hand over Neji to you. How you're going to invade Neji's mind I'm not sure, but with my ideas so far, I think you're in good hands as far as that's concerned.

Ray:
Who's going after you: Well, you wanted all the female attention, but you're going to end up with one girl. Who I'm not sure. Depends.
Song you're going to randomly dance to: Probably something from Guitar Hero, but I'm sure you've got an idea.
Why I'm having such a tough time with Ryushi: Cuz you keep throwing new ideas at me and I like them all. I'm also having difficulty with my Hoshiko. She's either going after you or Shika, and I can't make up my freaking mind. Being how I'm going to have Temari dance now, it's either going to be Ryu/Hoshiko and Shika/Tema or Ryu/Tem and Hoshiko/Shika. Depends on how I'm feeling

Now, the rules of the fic:
-Dancing order is going to be completely random. I'll be drawing names from my fedora to figure out the order.If Sean and Manny are going to be joining up, I'll edit them in.
-Posting of this story will only be done here on LJ. When the story is completed, I will post each chapter up on AFF once or twice a week, depending on time constraint. I don't want to post it all at once because I won't have so many page views or reviews.
-Writing the physical fic is going to be kind of tough during school. I will probably only write on Tuesday nights when I have computers and the days I have work (Wednesday, Friday and Sunday). This will probably become an epic like "Sacrifice For Shikamaru" did.
-There will be rules to the actual routines themselves and the judging which will be explained in an actual chapter, either the first or second one.

What I need your help with is this: I can't decide whether to have the backstories between each dance routine, or all lumped together at the end. So which should I do? Leave me a comment with your vote.
Also, leave me comments on what I'll be doing with the fic/your character. Like it? Hate it? Want something changed? Let me know!

'Bout time...

2006-10-11T15:10:54Z

So I finally got some applications in for Striptease no jutsu! I have received one from Ray, one from Kiki and one from bb. I'm currently waiting for Finley and Sean. Now, I do (I regret to say), have some issues with the ones that have been handed in. I just want to address them now.

Kiki:
The age is WAY too young. I have the rest of the gang at about 18-20. So yea, 14 is WAY too young for this fic in general anyway. That's called "illegal in most states". lol If you don't mind, I'd like to make her about 19 or so. The doll was a major help with letting me see what she looks like. Thanks for that! (And I totally raped that site and made one of my OC. Not exactly what I wanted, but close enough). I will probably stick you with Kiba, being how that's your first choice. I was either going to go after him myself or put him with Hinata. But you bagged the dogboy yourself. Congratz!!!! lol

bb:
Love the last name "Shisno". For personality, you said she like dinging......*singing*......wow, so that's what you kids are calling it these days. LMAO. J/p you know I love ya, b. I'm guessing you don't want an afterstory romp with anyone. If you do, let me know. And Kakashi I've already got assigned to someone else *coughAnkocough* so you might have to pick another boytoy. (Sorry!) Neji is still up for grabs, as is Gaara, Konkuro, Naruto and a few others that I can't think of right now. Kiki grabbed Kiba and I'm between Ray's "Ryu" character and Shikamaru. Dude! Kotetsu and Izumo are still up for grabs too. *cheers Go for them both!* lol You know it'd be hot.

All applicants:
Please tell me what kind of act you'd like if you have a preference. If not, you are giving me FULL PERMISSION to do with your OC as I please. Which can either be good or bad for the business. So let me know and keep those apps coming!!!!

Striptease no jutsu!!!

2006-10-04T15:16:00Z

I'm finally back into the full swing of things. Last night I spent most of my computers class brainstorming on my newest fic fetish, "Striptease no jutsu!". Basic story (if it can even be called that), is that Konoha is hosting a striptease contest. Ninja from different countries are elligible to enter the contest, be a judge, or just watch. Now I say that because of this....

You guys are going to be in it.

I need each of you to fill out the following form. It'll be fun I promise. I put Ray through it at 10 last night, so if he'll do it, you guys should be fine. Note: The clothing question will be answered depending on what you want to be. If a contestant, your strip attire, if judge or spectator, normal, ninja/street attire.

Be as specific as possible!!!

Name (first and last if you can):
Approx. Age:
Eye color and style (like Neji and Ino, or like everyone else.....basically pupil or no pupil):
Hair color and style:
Height:
Judge, spectator or performer:
Build (muscular, skinny, etc):
Voice (just to get an idea):
Personality:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Clothing:
Any large, carry-on weaponry? (sword, fan, etc):
Would you like an afterstory/epilogue with someone? If yes, who?
Anyone you would like to be paired with somehow? (act plays to that person especially, paired up with them on-stage? etc):

I'd love to have these things back ASAP. It's killing me that I haven't been able to finish even the first chapter yet. I'm trying to see how everything is going to pan out before I start to type. I need pairings and such and a basic gameplan of acts. Oh, and here are the acts that are taken by the Naruto characters.

Ino "Ino-sensei"
Sakura "Fallen Angel"
TenTen "Myseterious Missy"
Kurenai "The Illusionist"
Anko "Snake Charmer" + Kakashi (as the snake, hot ain't it?)
Temari "Wind Witch"
Hoshiko (me) "Nympho Neko" (you like that, you know you do)
I also plan on having more male performers, such as Kiba and Naruto. I've got Shika and Neji as judges and Lee and Shino as spectators. Here are the pairings that I am not changing...ever.

Kurenai + Asuma
TenTen + Shino (yes, Sean, I'm getting your boy laid yet again)
Naruto + Hinata
Everyone else is up for grabs, literally.

Now this invite isn't just to bb, Finley and Kiki, it's also going out to Sean. Basically DCOIG + Kiki is able to get in on this. (Possibly Manny as well). My fic will pan out depending on what you want me to do with your character. However, I must give a few little guidelines:
No picking the same character as someone else. Whoever claims the character first gets them.
There is NO Sasuke or Akatsuki (sorry Finley, that took out about half of your hunnies). However, Sand Sibs will be available.
The afterstory (aside from the pairing involving your character) is entirely up to me. If you don't like it, SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM!

Please hurry and respond! I don't want to lose my desire to write this fic!!!

Mystery Nin/Interrogations Begin

2006-04-29T21:09:58Z

Chapter 2: Mystery Nin

The triumphant group finally arrived home at the Konoha village after the long trek with their bounty. Again Akamaru smelt something off to their right. He bounded off once again, but Kiba simply rolled his eyes at his pup.

“His nose must be exhausted after finding these punks,” nodding his head towards the betrayers being held in the buzzing bug prison, “so his nose is going haywire. I’ll make sure he relaxes the rest of the day when we get back”. He began to tread after his companion into the brush, “Come on, Akamaru, you can stop tracking things now. There’s nothing out, he….” Kiba suddenly stopped, his eyes widened and his teeth clenched. In the bushes he found Akamaru, biting at hand of a body that was dressed in a black robe, face down in the dirt. “Shino! Shikamaru! Quick! There’s a body over here!”

The others came charging into the brush, full speed to see what Akamaru had stumbled upon. There, just like Kiba had reported, laid the body of a person, mangled and soaked in blood. Kiba rolled the body over, revealing the face of a young woman. He propped her up on his arm, and her hood fell off, revealing long blond hair, a cute face, and a few cuts.

“How troublesome. A body of a….” suddenly Shikamaru stopped complaining once he took one look at the woman. His eyes widened. ”How cute”, he thought, “even with all that blood on her face…”.

“We should get her back to the hospital. She looks pretty banged up,” calmly suggested Shino in his nonchalant manner. Shikamaru and Kiba nodded in agreement, but Kiba sensed something was wrong. His nose smelt a trap, but couldn’t take the chance of leaving a defenseless and hurt girl in the woods. He picked her up and the three entered the gate into Konoha.

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Chapter 3: Wake Up Call

As Shino escorted the prisoners to the Hokage and awaiting jounin, Shikamaru and Kiba waited outside the mystery woman’s hospital room. Shikamaru thought back for a second to a few moments ago when they first found her lying unconscious on the ground. Though she was bloody and bruised, he thought she was quite cute. Her face was very shapely and her long hair very soft looking. He finally snapped out of the flashback when Kiba began to speak to him.

“I wonder how she got here. She was so mangled. Do you think she’s a spy who was ambushed by the Konoha ANBU!?” he asked Shikamaru, slightly growling toward the door.

“I don’t know. But I know one thing; we have to find out who she is, and why she was a mess. And also why she ended up outside the village,” Shikamaru answered.

“True. I’m still a little iffy on her though. I smelt a trap when we were near her, but I can’t quite figure it out. The hair on the back of my neck stood on end. I feel like there’s something wrong….” Just then the door to her room opened and a nurse walked out.

“You two may see her now. She should be waking up very soon,” she smiled.

“Is she hurt badly?” asked Shikamaru.

The nurse politely smiled again. “Well, she has a few bad cuts and some open wounds that look like they’re from kunai, or other sharp weapons. She has a really bad cut on her forehead. Looks like it was from a blunt attack. The wounds had some sand in them, so we had quite a time cleaning them out”. Kiba and Shikamaru started to head in, but the nurse stopped them. “There’s something you two should know before you go in there”. She paused. “She’s not from Konoha, as you’ve more than likely already noticed. She’s from the Sand village”. Shikamaru and Kiba froze in their tracks and their ears pricked. A ninja from the Sand outside Konoha battered and bruised? There was something wrong about that. “You can go and see her, just don’t throw her on trial right away. She’s dehydrated and needs to rest for awhile. She won’t be able to handle rough interrogation from two strong, handsome jounin like yourselves”. The nurse smiled again, bowed slightly, and entered a door down the hallway.

The two walked in and each sat down on either side of the Sand girl’s bed, thinking about the information they just heard. Shikamaru spotted her head protector on the end table next to her bed. He flicked it with his finger, making it ping loudly.

“I wish she’d wake up already. I want to know what she wants, and what happened to her,” Kiba growled. Akamaru barked.

“We’ll find out everything we need to know when she wakes up,” Shikamaru said in an annoyed tone. He looked at her lying in the hospital bed and noticed her choker. It had a small cat charm on it and looked as if it had never been taken off. It seemed almost embedded in her skin. He was mesmerized by the two small sapphires in the cat’s eyes.

At that moment, a small moan escaped the throat of the patient. She stirred a bit and her eyes began to open. Kiba and Shikamaru both looked on attentively. “Her eyes,” Shikamaru thought. The ninja’s eyes opened up, revealing bright blue eyes, identical to the cat eyes around her neck. Kiba, Akamaru and Shikamaru all looked down at her as she came into consciousness. The mystery nin put her hand on the bandage on her forehead, then looked up at the strangers staring down at her. She shot up out of bed and stood on the mattress, getting into a low stance.

“Who are you? Where am I?!” she yelled as she reached around her back looking for something. She gasped, “My pouch!” She grabbed Kiba by the collar of his jacket, “WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY POUCH?!” Suddenly, she stopped yelling and her grip immediately loosened. Her eyes rolled back and she fell over and off the bed towards Shikamaru. Shikamaru caught her just before she landed on the floor.

“Well she’s a lively one,” said Kiba fixing his collar and giving a look of excitement.

“Troublesome too,” Shikamaru huffed as he put her back in her bed. As she laid there in her hospital robe, Shikamaru couldn’t help but notice how much energy she had suddenly at the sight of them, and how she immediately wanted to protect herself. “She seems like another Naruto, always rushing into fights before thinking”. He sighed. “Just our luck”. But Shikamaru wanted her to awaken again, as troublesome as she seemed. He needed information from her, why she was there, who she was, why she was beaten as badly as she was. He needed to know.

So much...

2006-04-28T03:40:22Z

I have so much ficness in my head and no wireless router so I can post it as soon as I type it! NOOOO! I'll be working on them pretty soon though, especially the joint ficcy with clay_pigeons! YAY! I have backstories for Lee, Chouji and Sakura on our Naruto/Lost collab, and I've got some interesting pairings and 3-somes to get working on. The ol' OT3 will be coming around soon too! Gotta love ShinoHinaKiba lovin'! lol. The yaoi OT3 of ShikaKibaNeji (not neccessarily in the order) is going to get posted as soon as I type the rest of it and finish it up. I've had that story in the back of my mind since last semester! *headesk*

Next time will be Chapter 2 of SFS I promise!

Chapter 1 of SFS!

2006-04-22T16:55:19Z

Title: Sacrifice For Shikamaru
Author: BlondeNekoTwo-Tail
Rating: R for now, but will go up once the "good" stuff starts *evil giggle*
Description: A mysterious kunoichi is found outside of Konoha battered and bruised. Is there love in the air for a certain genius shinobi or will it be taken away by those that they hunt?

Disclaimer: I do not own Shikamaru or anything Naruto related (though I wish I did). The mystery nin however is my own creation, so I do own her.

Please have fun reading SFS and leave a comment or two for me. I love hearing from fellow writers and avid readers. This particular fic has been in progress for about a year or so. I had it on AFF until AFF went all screwy on me and decided to delete my entire account. I had 17 chapters up too! But over the last few months, I've been tweaking the old story until I found it good enough to post on This is my pride and joy, so please enjoy!

Chapter 1: Fool Fight

“Shikamaru! Behind you!” screamed Kiba as a sea of kunai went flying at Shikamaru. Shikamaru had just enough time to escape the deadly points of the weapons.

“There are a lot of enemies in the trees, but we’ve got ‘em right Akamaru!” Akamaru barked in agreement as Kiba threw him a food pill, then ate one himself. Akamaru’s fur turned bright red and stood on end. Kiba’s fangs grew as he launched himself into the trees along with his canine companion. A few seconds later, screams of grown men echoed through the forest.

“Looks like he got them,” Shikamaru said as he continued to form a strategy against their targeted betrayers. As he sat on a hidden branch in the forest canopy in his patented thinking position, a strange, low buzz hummed through the trees. Shikamaru opened one eye to scope the area around him. As soon as he did so, the noise stopped. He closed his eyes again, and the buzz came back. Again he opened his right eye, the noise dissipated. He slowly closed his eye again, and the buzz became louder and louder. Before he knew it, the things or creatures that were making the buzzing were right near him. He opened both his eyes and he found himself in a huge sea of flying insects. He opened his mouth to scream but had several of the winged bugs flying into his mouth, knocking him down from his hiding spot.

“DAMNIT SHINO! YOUR DAMN BUGS GOT INTO MY MOUTH AND RUINED MY CONCENTRATION!” shouted Shikamaru when he got out of the bushes he landed in and between spitting out bug parts.

“Sorry about that,” Shino apologized as he directed his bugs towards the trees. “They smell the female I planted on the leader of the group. They go straight towards it”.

“Wait, if that’s true and they had to get through me to get to the leader, that means the leader is,” he turned around in time to see a large, muscular ninja lunging towards him. Shikamaru had just enough time to leap out of the way and up into the trees to conceal himself once again.

“Come back out and play little ninja. I want to show you my toy,” the leader teased as he pulled out a large katana from a sheath on his back.

“Sorry, but he can’t come out and play, but my bugs would like to play with you,” answered Shino as bugs emerged from his sleeves, and pant legs. The bugs swarmed at the leader and began to eat away at him. The leader screamed bloody murder as the bugs burrowed deeper into his flesh. At that moment, the leader’s second-in-command came flying out of the trees behind Shino and kicked the bug master in the head, temporarily knocking him unconscious.

“Alright, no more play time, kiddies! Time for some real fighting!”

“I was hoping someone would say that!” growled Kiba, who lunged at him from behind and began to slash at the enemy’s body with his sharp, lethal claws. Akamaru also came out of hiding, biting at the ninja’s leg. Suddenly, the ninja turned into a log of wood, leaving a bad taste in Akamaru’s mouth. “What the! Where did he go?” shouted Kiba as he sniffed at the air to find him.

“They’ll never find me in time before I burn them alive with my fireball jutsu,” the dangerous wanted ninja whispered to himself. “Let me end this now”. He eyed the dog ninja and the bug user slowly rising to his feet. Chuckling maniacally, he started his hand seals. Just before he could send his devastating jutsu barreling toward the unknowing shinobis below, his body froze. “What, what’s going on? My body, I can’t move it!”

“That’s what happens when you don’t watch out for the rest of the team your against,” Shikamaru said as he jumped down from above his target. “You see, while Kiba kept you busy, I positioned myself to grab you with my shadow imitation jutsu. NOW SHINO! KIBA!” With those words, the other two ninjas launched themselves at their enemy. Shikamaru let go of his hold just in time to avoid feeling the pain along with the target. By the end, they captured the whole team and loaded them up to bring back to Konoha to face trial for treason, murder, and a number of other crimes.

“Well that was a work out, right Akamaru?” Kiba said.

“It was more troublesome than anything else. These cretins weren’t worth my time,” Shikamaru complained.

“And I’m sure you had somewhere else to be more important than on a mission for the Hokage,” Shino shot at him. To Shikamaru, the missions just weren’t worth it anymore. As much joy and excitement they used to be, they weren’t worth it if he didn’t have anyone to share his tales with while playing a game of Go.

“Lay off him, Shino. Remember, this is Shikamaru you’re talking about here. Konoha’s number 1 lazy ninja who forces himself off his ass to help his friends,” Kiba teased and complimented somehow in the same sentence. He knew something was different about his team leader. Shika wasn’t showing the slight sense of accomplishment or joy when he finished his missions anymore like he used to. Something was wrong, but he wasn’t sure what.

“Hey guys, you know what I just realized?” Shino and Shikamaru turned towards Kiba with puzzled faces (well, at least Shikamaru).”Today is the reunion of all of us at the Konoha sake bar!” With those words, Shikamaru perked up a bit. “Let’s hurry and drop these fools off then go meet up with everyone else. The three hastened towards home in good spirits with their load floating behind them riding on Shino’s bug troop. Suddenly, Akamaru stopped and sniffed the air. He let out a bark, and bounded towards a group of bushes a few meters away.

“What’s wrong, Akamaru? Smell something boy?” asked Kiba as he ran off towards his partner. Akamaru sniffed again at the bushes and began to growl and bare his teeth. Kiba pulled out a shuriken, and slowly parted the bushes with his free hand. The other two stood back, kunai in hand and ready to fly. Kiba signaled with his a wink and let out a battle roar as he got ready to throw his shuriken with deadly accuracy at whomever or whatever was hiding in the bush. Then, as his arm was wound all the way back, he was practically blinded by the lightning speed of a nest full of birds that came flying out of their cozy nests in the bush.

“Hahahahaha! That was great Mr. All-Powerful Hunter! Hahahahaha!” Shikamaru laughed as Shino calmly put away his kunai and walked back to the prisoners, directing his bugs to keep going.

“Shut up. C’mon Akamaru,” ordered Kiba. Akamaru huffed as he walked beside his owner. As the members of the dog clan caught up with their team mates, a few pairs of eyes watched every step they took.

Welcome!

2006-04-10T17:26:12Z

Hello there! Welcome to my fanfiction LJ! A few friends have started doing this so I figured I'd hope on the old bandwagon on this one. Now the main focus of this LJ is to share all the details of my stories on FF.net, including the dirty ones. YAY! lol. I'm leaving this LJ open to everyone so everyone can leave me comments. Now normally, I would just post the dirtiness on AFF.net, but they're being a little gay right now and making me incredibly angry. GAR TO YOU AFF.NET!

I'll be getting up a few oldies-but-goodies to get something up here eventually. Hopefully by the end of the day. For now, you'll have to wait. Remember, in the Nekomata's realm, anything goes!