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neko_two_tail
10 September 2008 @ 10:50 pm

Yes, I have a new fic! And not only is it a new fic, it's in a new fandom! *gasp*

To those who know me personally, this will not be a shock. I have been obssessing over the Teen Titans recently and find it almost impossible to not write anything about them. It's not sexytime yet, but we're getting there. Fun fight scene though!

 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Teen Titans theme song
 
 
neko_two_tail
12 August 2008 @ 02:30 pm
 So the next chapter is finally up of SNJ. I got on such a roll though, so it's a little longer than I had originally planned. (It's roughly 15 pages in word lol). It's a pairing that I'm quite surprised I wrote about, but once I started, I honestly couldn't stop. Go check that shit out at adultfanficiton.net! CHA!
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: MTV cribs
 
 
neko_two_tail
27 July 2008 @ 02:16 am
Yes it could! THE 7TH CHAPTER OF STRIPTEASE NO JUTSU IS UP! After much writer's block and lack of motivation, I've finally gotten myself back into the writing mood, and caught my second wind after a 30 hour work week to write the next chapter. Hope it was worth the wait!
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Nasty Naughty Boy-Christina Aguilera
 
 
neko_two_tail
17 April 2008 @ 07:51 pm
I finally sat my ass down and did the newest chapter of Striptease! And Bea, I think you're going to appreciate it more than everyone else. You might be a little pissed about the ending, but I'll have Kiba make up for it later, I promise. 

As for the rest of you, just enjoy it! Chapter 6: Operation Divide and Conquer! 
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: in love with the new chapter
Current Music: the pat on my back
 
 
neko_two_tail
13 April 2008 @ 11:57 am
Look, it's my fic account, you know what that means.....THRE'S AN UPDATE!!!! SURPRISE!!!!

It wasn't anthing new. I fixed what I forgot in Suni's rewrite, but I also fixed up the Moonbeam/Daisuke intro chapter, along with Suni's judging. It was mostly some grammatical erros, so it's nothing new for you guys, but guess what this means.

EVERYTHING HERE ON IN IS BRAND NEW!!!!!!! I'm reallly into writing the story at this point, and the next chapter is going to be focused on Suni/Kiba and Daisuke/Hinata. So I'll let you know when it's up!

Anyways, here's the link that goes straight to the first chapter of the fic. 
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: tv
 
 
neko_two_tail
12 April 2008 @ 02:21 pm
 I'VE FINALLY REWRITTEN SUNI'S PERFORMANCE!!!!! 

However, due to LJ cracking down on people for X rated posts, from now on, I'm posting in adultfanfiction.net. 

Here is the link to my author panel. Of course, click on Striptease no jutsu and you'll be in the story at the first chapter. I'm sure you can find your way from there.

I really hope it was worth the wait. And because of some of the changes to the show, the judges decisions will also be worked on. There won't be significant changes to the numbers, just to the explanations. Daisuke and Suni's meeting might be spruced up a bit, however, the main plot will remain the same. Happy reading!
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Living Dead Girl-Rob Zombie
 
 
neko_two_tail
24 January 2008 @ 08:49 pm
Yep, it's happened. I actually sat my stupid ass down and wrote the next chapter, Suni's judging!!!!!!!!! I'm going to be posting on AFF soon so I'll leave links on the journal for the chapters with the beginning parts that won't get me kicked off LJ, being how they're cracking down on people like me lol. So here it is, the judges speak Suni's language.

(Btw, " " is speaking, ' ' is thinking. Gotta change my ways of writing thoughts and speaking for AFF since italicizing is a bitch on AFF lol)


Sean, I'm sorry, Moonbeam Honeysuckle Chen, you're such a hippy lmao.
 
 
Current Location: broken futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Blueberry Yum Yum-Moonbeam's theme lol
 
 
neko_two_tail
Yes it is! Ladies and gentleman, your lovely and *hopefully* talented fanfiction writer, present to you:

CHAPTER 4 OF STRIPTEASE NO JUTSU: XXXOMBIE!!!

Yes, that's right, I finally fucking finished the damn chapter. I just hope and pray it was worth the wait. Note, for the music that I post that I'm listening to, it's the music that the routine is to.

 
 
Current Location: futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Living Dead Girl-Rob Zombie
 
 
neko_two_tail
16 December 2006 @ 07:45 pm
Sorry this took so long guys. Internet was down on laptop and still is. Takes a little more effort for me to save onto my flash drive then go upstairs. Yay for being lazy! lol. (Now bb can leave me alone about this part of her chapter lol I <3 u bb!)


 


 
 
Current Location: mom's computer
Current Mood: lazy
Current Music: nothing, but will be Living Dead Girl next time I'm on! Wo0t
 
 
neko_two_tail
03 November 2006 @ 12:41 pm

Title: Striptease no jutsu
Author: LazyNinjaLuvr aka Neko_Two_Tail
Rating; NC-17.......don't expect anything less from me
Description: Welcome to Konoha's First Fire Country Striptease competition! Much OC-ness, het, with a dash of yaoi
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters, settings, etc. Many of the OCs belong to my friends, but Hoshiko belongs to me.

 
 
Current Location: mom's computer
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Animal Cops Houston
 
 
neko_two_tail
28 October 2006 @ 12:22 pm
Today I finally forced myself to start writing the introduction chapter of Striptease no jutsu. Hopefully I'll finish by the end of the day. It's basically an intro to the rules and what not and sort of leads to everything in the future, including all of us. I'm hand-writing it so I can bring it to school and do it, but I'll type it up by tonight or tomorrow so you can all read it. None of the OCs are in the first chapter, so don't go looking for yourselves. We show up later on. This was just a little mini update to let you guys know what's going on.
 
 
Current Location: futon of love
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: Malaguena-Maynard Ferguson
 
 
neko_two_tail
22 October 2006 @ 11:03 am

For the last week or so, I've been trying to figure out songs and angles for everyone. I'm having a hard time with some of you, and an easy time with others. Here's what I've got so far.

bb x Kiba )
Da Rulez )
 
 
Current Location: mom's computer
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: Sad But True-so far, my favorite song in the fic
 
 
neko_two_tail
11 October 2006 @ 02:58 pm
So I finally got some applications in for Striptease no jutsu! I have received one from Ray, one from Kiki and one from bb. I'm currently waiting for Finley and Sean. Now, I do (I regret to say), have some issues with the ones that have been handed in. I just want to address them now.

Kiki:
The age is WAY too young. I have the rest of the gang at about 18-20. So yea, 14 is WAY too young for this fic in general anyway. That's called "illegal in most states". lol If you don't mind, I'd like to make her about 19 or so. The doll was a major help with letting me see what she looks like. Thanks for that! (And I totally raped that site and made one of my OC. Not exactly what I wanted, but close enough). I will probably stick you with Kiba, being how that's your first choice. I was either going to go after him myself or put him with Hinata. But you bagged the dogboy yourself. Congratz!!!! lol

bb:
Love the last name "Shisno". For personality, you said she like dinging......*singing*......wow, so that's what you kids are calling it these days. LMAO. J/p you know I love ya, b. I'm guessing you don't want an afterstory romp with anyone. If you do, let me know. And Kakashi I've already got assigned to someone else *coughAnkocough* so you might have to pick another boytoy. (Sorry!) Neji is still up for grabs, as is Gaara, Konkuro, Naruto and a few others that I can't think of right now. Kiki grabbed Kiba and I'm between Ray's "Ryu" character and Shikamaru. Dude! Kotetsu and Izumo are still up for grabs too. *cheers Go for them both!* lol You know it'd be hot.

All applicants:
Please tell me what kind of act you'd like if you have a preference. If not, you are giving me FULL PERMISSION to do with your OC as I please. Which can either be good or bad for the business. So let me know and keep those apps coming!!!!
 
 
Current Location: mom's computer
Current Mood: devious
Current Music: clicky clicky keyboard
 
 
neko_two_tail
04 October 2006 @ 10:53 am

I'm finally back into the full swing of things. Last night I spent most of my computers class brainstorming on my newest fic fetish, "Striptease no jutsu!". Basic story (if it can even be called that), is that Konoha is hosting a striptease contest. Ninja from different countries are elligible to enter the contest, be a judge, or just watch. Now I say that because of this....

You guys are going to be in it.

I need each of you to fill out the following form. It'll be fun I promise. I put Ray through it at 10 last night, so if he'll do it, you guys should be fine. Note: The clothing question will be answered depending on what you want to be. If a contestant, your strip attire, if judge or spectator, normal, ninja/street attire. 

Be as specific as possible!!!

Name (first and last if you can):
Approx. Age:
Eye color and style (like Neji and Ino, or like everyone else.....basically pupil or no pupil):
Hair color and style:
Height:
Judge, spectator or performer:
Build (muscular, skinny, etc):
Voice (just to get an idea):
Personality:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Clothing:
Any large, carry-on weaponry? (sword, fan, etc):
Would you like an afterstory/epilogue with someone? If yes, who?
Anyone you would like to be paired with somehow? (act plays to that person especially, paired up with them on-stage? etc):

I'd love to have these things back ASAP. It's killing me that I haven't been able to finish even the first chapter yet. I'm trying to see how everything is going to pan out before I start to type. I need pairings and such and a basic gameplan of acts. Oh, and here are the acts that are taken by the Naruto characters.

Ino "Ino-sensei"
Sakura "Fallen Angel"
TenTen "Myseterious Missy" 
Kurenai "The Illusionist"
Anko "Snake Charmer" + Kakashi (as the snake, hot ain't it?)
Temari "Wind Witch"
Hoshiko (me) "Nympho Neko" (you like that, you know you do)
I also plan on having more male performers, such as Kiba and Naruto. I've got Shika and Neji as judges and Lee and Shino as spectators. Here are the pairings that I am not changing...ever.

Kurenai + Asuma
TenTen + Shino (yes, Sean, I'm getting your boy laid yet again)
Naruto + Hinata
Everyone else is up for grabs, literally.

Now this invite isn't just to bb, Finley and Kiki, it's also going out to Sean. Basically DCOIG + Kiki is able to get in on this. (Possibly Manny as well). My fic will pan out depending on what you want me to do with your character. However, I must give a few little guidelines:
No picking the same character as someone else. Whoever claims the character first gets them.
There is NO Sasuke or Akatsuki (sorry Finley, that took out about half of your hunnies). However, Sand Sibs will be available. 
The afterstory (aside from the pairing involving your character) is entirely up to me. If you don't like it, SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUM-BUM!

Please hurry and respond! I don't want to lose my desire to write this fic!!!

 
 
Current Location: mom's computer
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Phantom Medley-Mark Johnathan Davis
 
 
neko_two_tail
29 April 2006 @ 02:06 pm
Chapters )
 
 
Current Mood: yay! new chapters!
Current Music: Breath, Stretch, Shake-Mase
 
 
neko_two_tail
27 April 2006 @ 11:36 pm
I have so much ficness in my head and no wireless router so I can post it as soon as I type it! NOOOO! I'll be working on them pretty soon though, especially the joint ficcy with [info]clay_pigeons! YAY! I have backstories for Lee, Chouji and Sakura on our Naruto/Lost collab, and I've got some interesting pairings and 3-somes to get working on. The ol' OT3 will be coming around soon too! Gotta love ShinoHinaKiba lovin'! lol. The yaoi OT3 of ShikaKibaNeji (not neccessarily in the order) is going to get posted as soon as I type the rest of it and finish it up. I've had that story in the back of my mind since last semester! *headesk*

Next time will be Chapter 2 of SFS I promise!
 
 
Current Mood: creative
 
 
neko_two_tail
22 April 2006 @ 12:55 pm
Title: Sacrifice For Shikamaru
Author: BlondeNekoTwo-Tail
Rating: R for now, but will go up once the "good" stuff starts *evil giggle*
Description: A mysterious kunoichi is found outside of Konoha battered and bruised. Is there love in the air for a certain genius shinobi or will it be taken away by those that they hunt?

Fool's Fight )
 
 
Current Mood: I CAN LJ-CUT NOW!
 
 
neko_two_tail
10 April 2006 @ 01:20 pm
Hello there! Welcome to my fanfiction LJ! A few friends have started doing this so I figured I'd hope on the old bandwagon on this one. Now the main focus of this LJ is to share all the details of my stories on FF.net, including the dirty ones. YAY! lol. I'm leaving this LJ open to everyone so everyone can leave me comments. Now normally, I would just post the dirtiness on AFF.net, but they're being a little gay right now and making me incredibly angry. GAR TO YOU AFF.NET!

I'll be getting up a few oldies-but-goodies to get something up here eventually. Hopefully by the end of the day. For now, you'll have to wait. Remember, in the Nekomata's realm, anything goes!
 
 
Current Mood: chipper
Current Music: Unchained Melody-Righteous Brothers
 
 
 
 

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